- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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