- Anti Joke

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

How did the girl die? 25.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

This sentence is false.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

the little pink lady joke: There once was a little pink lady who lived in a little pink house. One day, she was in her little pink bed when her little pink doorbell rang. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Green live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr White live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. And then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Brown live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Finally, its breakfast time, so the little pink lady gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, goes out of her little pink room and to her little pink kitchen. Inside, there are 3 men. 2 are eating cheerios, 1 is eating an apple. This proves that cheerios are more popular than apples!

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

Knock Knock Yes?

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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