Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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Your time.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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An English man walks into a pub.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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1 + 1 = 3

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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