- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Get in the car.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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