Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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