- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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