Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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This one sucks!

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Why did the book disappear?

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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