What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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