- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

John Stamos.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

out of your comfort zone

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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