how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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