Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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My kids are mistakes.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Nicolas Cage

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Your mom.

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