- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

speech and debate.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Knock knock. Death.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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