Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Flop dog

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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