What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Anti Joke

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