- Anti Joke

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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