- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

Lets go Yankees

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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