What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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Rick santorum

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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