Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Snarf Nuggets

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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This is a joke setup.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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