what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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