- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

My friend harris is fat.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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