Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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knock knock Come in!!!

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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