- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

i can't stand cripple jokes

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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