- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

This sentence is false.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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