Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

Soccer...

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

what did the shark do when he died.....

women's rights

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

rebecca is a hard worker

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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