Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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