- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Can I ask you a question? You just did

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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