- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Homosexuals are gay.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Knock knock. Come in.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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