- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

skurfboards we love fat kids

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

its snowing on mount fuji

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

bacon

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Rick Santorum 2012

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