A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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