- Anti Joke

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What's 6 + 9? 15.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.