4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

What's funnier than 24? 25

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Jimmy Saville

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

whats 2+2? 4

My butt!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

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