how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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ass.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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