What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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