A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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you and your family will die tonight

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heat!

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