- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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