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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

These Jokes suck.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

Dylan is a person

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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