ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

ass in my face ? no

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

You're tall.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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