There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

do you want to hear a joke?

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Civil Rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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