In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Win and Beau have no friends

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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