- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Wanna hear a joke? No.

A young baby died.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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