- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Women's rights.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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