- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

That's not what she said.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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