Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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ginger

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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oooh look a banshee

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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