what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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