If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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captcha: all yer base

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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