- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Womens' Rights

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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