Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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