- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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