- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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