Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

guess what what that wasnt it

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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